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Jessica Simpson Has a Baby On Board!!!

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According to In Touch Weekly, singer/actress/fashion mogul Jessica Simpson isn't fighting the Mexican special #4 full platter bloat, but rather is packing a baby person under all those big flowing clothes she's been wearing lately.

jessica-simpson-fat-1.jpgNow before you give us that "as if" look, it's not just In Touch reporting, which is ALWAYS suspect, but lots of sites, including E!News' Jason Kennedy is tweeting the news. No word yet from Jessica's camp, but insiders are indicating confirmation is imminent

Simpson, 31, and her fiance, former football player Eric Johnson, 32, have been dating since May 2010 and are expected to get married this fall. She is due to deliver in the spring.

While I wish Eric and Jessica the best in their pregnancy, you know what this means, don't you?

Jessica is going to get HUGE!

And I don't mean pregnancy huge, but absolutely honking HUMONGOUS! Jessica is one of those gals who LOVES to eat like she's feeding two people anyway, and this is just going to push her off the charts. But that's okay, sometimes you have to let the big girl out, and what better way to do so than with a beautiful baby built on chocolate chip Oreo shakes and cheese fries!

You go, girl!

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