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Techology to the Rescue: Enough Already

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"The Enough Already" decodes the closed captioning track in the video signal of your TV and looks for keywords such as "SHEEN," "KARDASHIAN," or any other offensive, ubiquitous buttmunch name that causes your ears to bleed and your sphincter to clench. It mutes your TV when it spots these affronts to God and man for 30 seconds of blissful silence.

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Eric Olsen is a career media professional and serial entrepreneur who has written influentially on a vast array of topics for periodicals, books, TV, radio, and the Internet. Olsen founded and published award winning online magazine Blogcritics.org and oversaw creation of the original content organization…

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