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Shark Night 3D - Your Face Will Be Eaten Right in the Movie Theater

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Our seven year-old son HATES sharks. He can't imagine why they should exist when all they do is go around eating everyone. He has heard rumors of fresh water sharks and land sharks - he sometimes checks under his bed for sharks, because... you never know.

He has no direct reason to feel this way - it is a fear completely fueled by such things as Shark Week on Discovery Channel, and TV ads for movies like Shark Night 3D, in which it becomes clear someone is using sharks as a weapon!









With the added fillip of 3D, now sharks can jump out the screen and eat your face right in the movie theater. Now that's progress.

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