
HELLOOO YOU LUCKY LOVELY AMERICAN LAAADEEEEEZ! Brace yourselves for party loving Prince Harry’s arrival stateside in the next few weeks.
And all you California girls, prepare for the unveiling of his huge, nay enormous... array of chat up lines.
Over-sexed, over-paid, and soon to be over here, Prince Harry will be sampling the wild nightlife in America’s West, spending two month brushing up his Top Gun skills in the border town of El Centro.
While he will be learning the finer points of flying an Apache attack helicopter, it will be the town’s female population who better watch out for his verbal missiles. Sample: "I’ve got an impressive cockpit." His favourite though is to walk up to a group of young girls and say: "Hellloooo laaaadezzz." It works every time. Or so he thinks.

The venue encourages female party-goers to dance on the bar whilst its popular karaoke night could provide the dashing young Prince with yet another opportunity to woo the ladies.
If that fails to work he could try his luck up the road at the aptly named Hard Luck Tavern, famous for its traditional Mexican tequila slammers. Harry, one half of the Booze Brothers, the title he shares with his older brother, has a well-deserved reputation for drinking exploits. He once ruptured a blood vessel in his eye whilst drinking vodka shots.
After he has had his fill of chasing mini-skirts and mojitos, the Prince will hi-tail over to the Air Force Auxiliary Air Field in Gila Bend, Arizona to continue his military education.
