Warning: Gays Forcing Anarchy on America

Same-sex marriage is a touchy subject.

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Anarchy as defined in the Webster Dictionary is "Lack of political authority, disorder, and confusion; the absence of a purpose or standard."

According to retired NY Giants receiver David Tyree, in a video he made for the National Organization for Marriage, the passage of the same-sex marriage bill by the New York State Assembly will be "the beginning of our country sliding toward... anarchy."


I can understand how some simpletons may be a bit confused when they receive the invitation to Joan and Joan's wedding. But sliding into anarchy? Give me a break! Can anyone be that much of an imbecile as to believe this? I realize that in America where everyone is created equal (unless you are _________; fill in the blank as there are a myriad of options unless you are white, male, and Christian), same-sex marriage is a touchy subject for some people.

Tyree says that he was compelled to speak out after a former teammate declared his support for same-sex marriage. He was "disappointed when... not enough guys lift up something as honorable and near to God's heart as marriage... we're doing God an injustice by not making his heart known to the country." WOWEE, this dude has serious issues! He knows what is in God's heart? And God is apparently extremely interested in our country's same-sex marriage laws.

Look, I don't begrudge people their personal views but to have such hubris is beyond comprehension. This is as absurd as the narrator's comments on Little Britain, except not as funny, and the danger is that a lot of folks will actually believe this dreck. What harm is caused by two men or women wanting to be legally recognized as a couple? As Richard Belzer stated on Law and Order, "Why shouldn't they suffer like everyone else?"

Come on, people, we should stop all this carnival sideshow bull. Let's focus on making the world a bit more bearable, since there is enough stuff to deal with. I don't think we need to worry about anarchist mobs running rampant through the streets because of this issue. I do think we really should contact our government representative and have them pass a bill to have a warning label in football helmets:

WARNING: Getting many concussions can dislocate one's tenuous grasp of reality and increase the risk of severe incurable intolerance.

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