I can’t help it. I have an obsessive compulsion with 51 year-old “actors” who marry teenagers! And folks, let me tell you, these two do not disappoint. Case in point: Courtney Stodden’s Twitter feed. Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, because this thing is steamy!
Just when you thought you were safe, 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson and 16-year-old Courtney Stodden strike again! In an ironic turn of events, what was staged as an attempt to defend the sanctity of their marriage proves just how creepy their union really is.
Where I come from, if a 51-year old man spends too much time with a 16-year old girl, law enforcement is called, jail time is served, communities are notified and children are warned. It sure as hell doesn't get published on People Magazine as a full page spread.
Alright, American men. You got me. You completely had me believing that this week had secretly been dubbed: "Let's Pretend it's 1695 and Marry Underage Girls Like It's Socially Acceptable" Week. Kind of like Shark Week, but with creepier predators and more boobalicious prey.
Doug Hutchison, the 51 year-old actor who has appeared in The Green Mile, Lost, and The X-Files, proudly and openly married 16 year-old aspiring country singer and former beauty queen, Courtney Alexis Stodden recently in La Vegas. Yes, 51 and 16.