Money, I quickly learned, was what Scientology and the Celebrity Centre were really all about. Pity that it would take me far too many years to fully learn that lesson...
My friend and I were clearly shocked, and laughed so hard that Grandma rose to meet our dismay with a loud admonishment: "You cannot expect a man to be faithful to you if you have a vagina the size of Grand Central Station."
A study, commissioned by Smart Money and Redbook states, "All couples argue from time to time, and, in a general sense, it turns out we're all arguing about the same things." We probably didn't need a study to tell us that we present what is truly bothering us through superficial outlets such as being outraged at finding teaspoons in the tablespoon tray.
Stories like this make me glad I am happily married, because nothing kills one's desire for random hookups like hearing the term SUPER GONORRHEA. But that's just what scientists are calling a new strain of the ages old sexually transmitted...
If you're the kind of guy that likes to text his penis to dozens of women, then you shouldn't get married until you are as old as Warren Beatty was when he wed Annette Bening.
No wonder sex and all its intricacies is one of the top reasons for divorce. Signing on the dotted line to get out is worth not having to open-up to get off.
These two know that their target demographic is between the ages of 7 and 16 and yet they are pulling moves out of the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson playbook for all the world to see.
If you're humping a door like Keri Hilson or spreading your legs on top of a cardboard mountain like Gaga, this might land you in the category of sophomore class whore. And that would suck.