Last week started with bad marital news for Arnold Schwarzenegger and ended with $19 million worth of good news for Ashton Kutcher, who will reportedly get nearly a million bucks an episode next season to replace Charlie Sheen in Two...
What will they do with replacement Ashton Kutcher? Honestly, I'm not even sure if they have a clue. In all likelihood they just went out and got the biggest star willing to scab onto Charlie's gold mine and plan on passing around a bong for the rest of the summer's writing meetings...
