O'Douchey McDoucherson! Skedouche.com Offers Appalling Apparel for St. Patty's Day

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First off, this story screamed at me, because frankly, I can't pass up any opportunity to use the word douche. It's like a perverse compulsion. Some people hoard useless items, I hoard opportunities to use douche whenever possible. I guess this makes me a douche-hoarder.

As luck would have it, we are on the precipice of the most important drinking holiday of the year: St. Patrick's Day.  Perhaps only the truly hardcore Irish around the world understand the important cultural history of this holiday, which is officially recognized and celebrated by Catholics and drunkards alike, but for the rest of us, it's just an excuse to party.

st_patricks_day_0008.jpgLegend has it St. Patrick, an extremely pious and devout Catholic, drove the "snakes" out of Ireland. However, research indicates that "snakes" is most likely a euphemism for those serpent-loving Druids. Essentially, St. Patrick is really recognized as the man who brought Catholicism to Ireland (and in fact is NOT the patron saint of beer). Which may or may not be a good thing depending on your political leanings.

Whatever the case may be, St. Patrick's Day has long been dedicated to an all-day long celebration of the green: green beer, green shirts, green faces (especially after too many green beers), songs of Ireland, kissing of the Blarney Stone, pinching, parade-going, pub-crawling, face-puking day of awesomeness. Remember, Ireland isn't called the Emerald Isle for nothing, and for one very special day out of the year, we're all a wee bit Irish!

What do you wear for such a magnificent celebration?  Lazy people just pull out something green from their wardrobe and call it a day, but for those who really embrace the spirit of the day there are pins, t-shirts, hats, glasses, St. Patty's Day drinking accessories, green face paint, hilariously perverse slogans and anything having to do with shamrocks, leprechauns and drinking.  But what about those folks who are truly want to make a statement.  Like really, really want to stand out in the crowd?

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Those folks turn to Skedouche.com, a company committed to making the most festively awful apparel available for all your holiday needs.  Thankfully they aren't limited to St. Patty's Day. They have light-up LED sweaters, the kind only ladies who watch QVC all day would wear, awesome hats, glasses, scarves and accessories.  All with a focus on the extreme and appalling. 

Need something fetching to meet your girlfriend's family at Hannukah?  Want a statement piece for your next Christmas office party? Want to be the life of the party at next year's St. Patty's Day parade. This the one-stop shopping experience you've been waiting for.

Who wouldn't want to wear this to Grandma's for Christmas dinner?
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