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May 2012
Wednesday May 30, 2012 40:00 PM ET
When I was seven years old, I decided that I was going to make orange perfume. I couldn't get enough of that fountain of deliciousness that sprays from a breaking orange peel. To this day, when I peel an orange I bring it up to my face and squeeze the rind together so it will bless my cheek with its magic elixir.
Saturday May 12, 2012 15:00 PM ET
I shouldn't be surprised. North Carolina shouldn't surprise me. West Virginia's primary where a Texas inmate took 41% of the vote against President Obama's 59% should not surprise me. But, it does. All I can say is thank God Jon Stewart can make me laugh about it. I wish he was doing online dating so he could make me laugh about that too.
Thursday May 3, 2012 50:00 AM ET
I avoid Walmart like the plague. I was traumatized by my first Walmart experience. I had ventured into one for the first time because of their commercials. Everyone looks so friendly!
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