Metallica Monopoly

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Just in case you think that KISS is the only band interested in commercial world domination, we'd like to be the first one to let you know that Metallica is releasing Metallic Monopoly next week. You can almost envision the light bulb going off in Lars Ulrich's fertile brain, can't you?

It's a exclusive and will include historic events and locations around the board, like infamous club shows, festivals, studios, childhood homes, and other metal landmarks. No, not the place where James Hetfield caught on fire. As for the Scottie dog, the iron, and top hat game pieces? They'll all be replaced by Metallic-centric artifacts.


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Jaan Uhelszki was one of the founding editors at Detroit’s legendary Creem magazine. Since that time, her work has appeared in USA Today, Uncut, Rolling Stone, Spin, NME, Relix, and Guitar World. She is the only journalist to have ever performed in full makeup with Kiss. Luckily she only had to put…

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