Nonetheless, highlights include a four-hour Ghost Hunters Halloween Live, on, you know, Halloween, wherein the GH team, augmented by Ghost Hunters International investigators will chase ghosties around at the dreaded Pennhurst Asylum in Pennsylvania.
And then go trick or treating around the neighborhood.
Two Syfy Saturday Original Movies debut during the month as well: in The Terror Beneath (October 8) Adrian Pasdar (not a name that dances on the tongue) battles monstrous tree roots from the Garden of Eden.
So money is NOT the root of all evil.
More encouraging sounding, if less thematically imaginative, is Ving Rhames in Zombie Apocalypse (October 29), about a small band of survivors fighting their way through zombie hordes. Ving will, no doubt, get medieval on dey asses.
Whoa, deja vu.
Paranormal Witness wraps this month; but Sanctuary, Scare Tactics, and, most importantly, Fact of Faked: Paranormal Files, return.
It's all about the packaging, my friends.