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Which Famous Woman Sued a Paper Over a Horsemeat Story?
Britain’s recent horseburger scandal — when some supermarkets were caught out selling horsemeat disguised as beef — reminded me of an old story told to me by a UK gossip columnist, now sadly deceased.
Blind Item Solved: Yes, It Was Lisa Vanderpump
Congratulations to TMR commenter Kellie, websites Blind Gossip and Generation Gossip, and anyone else for solving my blind item about a TV wife knowing all about her husband’s secret son.
Which Royal Couple Had Regular Stand-Up Fights?
Flashback to over twenty years ago Imagine the scene: one of the most opulent buildings in the world. It’s a royal palace, not necessarily in England...
Which Famous Woman Parades Both Her Husbands?
This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers — which is surprising as she is rather lacking in the looks department.
The Lesser-Spotted Mr and Mrs VIP Seen Again
This elusive couple has been spotted again, a rare sighting of an increasingly endangered species.
Britain’s recent horseburger scandal — when some supermarkets were caught out selling horsemeat disguised as beef — reminded me of an old story told to me by a UK gossip columnist, now sadly deceased.
Congratulations to TMR commenter Kellie, websites Blind Gossip and Generation Gossip, and anyone else for solving my blind item about a TV wife knowing all about her husband’s secret son.
Flashback to over twenty years ago Imagine the scene: one of the most opulent buildings in the world. It’s a royal palace, not necessarily in England...
This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers — which is surprising as she is rather lacking in the looks department.
This elusive couple has been spotted again, a rare sighting of an increasingly endangered species.
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Queen of the Netherlands Hands the Crown to Her Son and Tiaras to His Wife
It seems humane to allow a dutiful monarch to stand down at age 75, and pass the scepter to a well-trained, well-liked child. This time it will be King Willem-Alexander (put a tiara on him and you'd think he was Queen Bea). Not that he'll be able to wrangle any tiaras away from his charmingly jewel-oriented consort, Maxima.
January 27, 2013 3:10 PM ET
There isn't a short cut to weight loss or helping disaster victims. Aid concerts provide one exciting flurry of charitable giving, and then all is forgotten. We have entered the Elephant Age — we cannot forget.
December 4, 2012 11:50 PM ET
When the woman reached the stage she turned around, faced the audience and threw her arm up into the air like the Statue of Liberty and said, "The first ten dollars for Marilyn's next campaign!" She slapped it onto the stage floor and walked away.
November 27, 2012 6:50 PM ET
Lisa Hochstein's effervescence is contagious, and it's impossible not to like her from the start. I recently caught up with Lisa and she shared her fitness and nutrition secrets and talked about keeping it real on TV.
October 23, 2012 8:45 PM ET
Andrew Breitbart's life was relatively brief, but he was not a poor player. He was full of sound and fury, but he signified quite a lot — he was filled with the indomitable American spirit, and the significance of his life and work will carry on far beyond this movie.
October 7, 2012 7:50 PM ET
In the UK the storm over the activities of the late television presenter Sir Jimmy Savile gains momentum with calls for those who covered up for him to be exposed.
October 3, 2012 9:45 PM ET
When someone helps Scientology make money via their celebrity, they're lauded and loved. When they get in trouble, Scientology disappears from their life, running away (as they say back in Texas) like a turpentined dog...
September 8, 2012 1:20 PM ET
Health coach/masseur Stephen Twigg talks exclusively to The Morton Report about his new book, "Diana: Her Transformation," based on his seven years of working closely with the late Princess of Wales.
September 3, 2012 8:50 PM ET
This blind item concerns a long-married couple who, once upon a time, seized upon a graphic means of accelerating a divorce!
August 30, 2012 11:15 AM ET
Diana was a person of great significance to her country and to the world. The campaign to minimize her in her country's history is shameful.
August 29, 2012 6:40 PM ET
Whatever Harry has done, Charles did much worse. As far as we are aware, single and carefree Harry has had a string of single girlfriends, but has not fallen into the ways of his father...
August 24, 2012 2:00 PM ET
As recent history shows, Scientology "knowledge" about drug handling can be horrifically dangerous. The "con" has been a large part of Narconon for a very long time, and it's repeatedly been deadly. Narconon, like Scientology, simply needs to go away.
July 24, 2012 7:10 AM ET
Prince Charles has ordered his gardeners to remove orange azaleas from the grounds of Highgrove, his country estate in Gloucestershire. Now people are wondering if a touch of horticultural snobbery is at the root of it all.
July 16, 2012 8:30 AM ET
Money, I quickly learned, was what Scientology and the Celebrity Centre were really all about. Pity that it would take me far too many years to fully learn that lesson...
July 5, 2012 5:30 PM ET
An inside look at the bizarre world of Scientology and its Sea Organization.
July 4, 2012 8:10 AM ET
A peek inside the world of celebs and their luxurious properties around the globe.
July 2, 2012 2:00 PM ET
Katie Holmes has finally done the inevitable by filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, but the real question is: why does Tom Cruise continue to allow Scientology to ruin (and run) his life?
July 1, 2012 11:50 AM ET
This story concerns a royal dynasty somewhere in the world. The family might or might not still have a kingdom.
June 27, 2012 9:20 PM ET
The Queen is said to have updated the royal Order of Precedence with the effect that the Duchess of Cambridge is expected to curtsy to the blood princesses.
June 22, 2012 12:35 AM ET
Prince William reaches his milestone birthday as we compare his father at the same age.
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