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Feature Column by Brad Laidman

This Is Your Brain on Pop

Like the Rolling Stones said, "It's only rock and roll but I like it." I sincerely believe that the great art of our time isn't in museums, it's in our popular culture: movies, television, and comic books, because that's what our great artists grew up loving. Oh, and the other 90% that's just crap. I love all that, too.

Has Chris Tucker Finally Smoked Through All His Money?

Rush Hour 4 soon to be in theaters?
More From This Is Your Brain on Pop
October 8, 2011 10:40 AM ET

Hank Williams Jr. Exposes the Modern Chasm in American Jewry

Could it be that most of our Judaism has been lost to the study of Adolf Hitler?
October 5, 2011 5:40 PM ET

Burned by Sports Illustrated: The Hurricane Carter Story

Ever been truly inspired by a lie?
October 4, 2011 2:50 PM ET

Walter Payton: Can We Handle the Truth?

Chicagoans were awed and amazed by Jordan's drive and athletic skill, but it was Payton who grasped their hearts.
September 28, 2011 8:55 AM ET

Judging the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominations

Can Axl reunite with Slash? Will they let Steven Adler out of his televised rehab gigs? I doubt it.
September 22, 2011 8:55 AM ET

The X Factor: This One Has Simon Cowell

Simon and Paula are back and a hippie exposes himself - who could ask for anything more?
September 20, 2011 8:30 AM ET

Two and A Half Men Review: Did Anyone Catch The Charlie Sheen Roast?

The season premiere of the "new and improved" Two and Half Men offered a lot of sucking, and very little else.
September 18, 2011 3:35 PM ET

Go Ahead Remake Point Break - I Dare You!

Keep your paws off my favorite movie, brah!
September 12, 2011 1:20 PM ET

Whoosh! Entourage Rushes to the Finish Line

I guess they call them spoilers for a reason.
September 10, 2011 11:20 AM ET

Mel GIbson's Jewish Epic? I'm In!

Call me a fool, but this Jew's a sucker for violence and Mel Gibson.
September 5, 2011 9:00 AM ET

I'm Man Enough to Admit It: I Like Chris Gaines

David Bowie's audience was one that could deal with the fluid and the outrageous. Garth Brooks' audience... er, not so much.
September 4, 2011 9:30 AM ET

Memo to Donny Osmond: They're All Kidding You About "Crazy Horses"

Message to Donny: Somehow the teen idol thing never stopped Michael Jackson from progressing into more serious adult music.
September 1, 2011 10:00 AM ET

The Hooters 2011 International Swimsuit Pageant: I Feel Dirty

I’ve been really down in the dumps of late. My life isn’t what I want it to be and either is the world. Then I saw The Hooters 2011 International Swimsuit Pageant and I instantly felt ten times worse.
August 27, 2011 11:55 AM ET

American: The Bill Hicks Story

American: The Bill Hicks Story manages to be the definitive portrait of Bill Hicks not only for his career highlights, but for its amazing ability to bring a caring, vital, driven and loving human being back to life.
August 26, 2011 1:05 PM ET

Put Ashton Kutcher in Everything!

Have a tired but profitable entertainment franchise with a problematic star? No problem, because Hollywood has got your problem all solved. Put Ashton Kutcher in it!
August 17, 2011 11:10 AM ET

Enough with the Sex and the City!

End this show, because it's getting to the point where this relationship is starting to deserve a post-it note break up.
August 16, 2011 8:00 AM ET

Look Out: Pornography Judgement Day Is Coming

Someday we will all be judged by the porn we've watched... I may sound like Pat Robertson, but really, if Pat Robertson has the world figured out then I'm definitely going to hell.
August 15, 2011 9:30 AM ET

We Shouldn't Care How Sinead O'Connor Looks

I cry every single time I see Sinead's "Nothing Compares 2 U" video, so she can damn well look however she wants.
August 5, 2011 8:00 AM ET

MTV: Thirty Years of Rotting Your Skull, Part 5

MTV today is a behemoth that has little to do with music, but for the innocence of what was (if it ever was truly there) I leave you with this charming Christmas performance featuring Billy Squier and those original VJs.
August 4, 2011 9:00 AM ET

MTV: Thirty Years of Rotting Your Skull, Part 4

From day one MTV could rot your teeth instantly, but time after time great stuff would explode out at you from some random place and your life would be changed forever.
August 3, 2011 9:00 AM ET

MTV: Thirty Years of Rotting Your Skull, Part 3

Has anyone ever been as cool as Fab 5 Freddy just for existing?
August 2, 2011 9:00 AM ET

MTV: Thirty Years of Rotting Your Skull, Part 2

Michael Jackson became so popular that a delighted MTV decided "Hey, if it's Michael Jackson they want, let's give them nothing, but Michael Jackson."
August 1, 2011 9:00 AM ET

MTV: Thirty Years of Rotting Your Skull, Part 1

Here's how stupid I am - I'm writing a piece on MTV's 30th anniversary and for a second I was stumped by how old I was when MTV started.
July 30, 2011 4:05 PM ET

Mom! Jennifer Aniston Keeps Teasing Me!

Jennifer Aniston will continue to be in bad movies (actually Bosses was pretty decent) and continue to promote them with the sexiest non-nude magazine covers in the business and I will continue to be her bitch until she retires with a huge stack of cash and I'm left broke, alone, and frustrated.

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