Whether it's on Twitter or the various daily news outlets, I can't seem to escape images of these two groping each other, dry-humping, open-mouth kissing, foot-rubbing or otherwise exchanging bodily fluids for the world to pore over. I may be an old fuddy-duddy, but these two are DISGUSTING. I have one simple question? WHERE ARE THEIR PARENTS?
Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place), Disney's latest offering in the tween Lolita category (previous offerings include Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato, and so on and so forth) is 18 (soon to be 19), so essentially she is legal to do whatever consenting adults are allowed to do. However, Justin Bieber just turned 17, and it's doubtful his balls have even dropped, so as far as I am concerned, he's too young for this Gomez hussy. This hasn't stopped them from going on the road with the Bieber/Gomez Grope Tour of 2011.
First it was their vacation to Hawaii. How on earth is a 17-year-old boy allowed to go on vacation with his over-18 girlfriend to Hawaii? Where is Justin's (single) mother? Where are Selena's parents? Who lets a boy his age book a room at a hotel without a legal guardian - let alone with his girlfriend? Am I missing something here?
Then there's the butt-grabbing, and let's be frank, this wasn't a little pinch on the behind, this was a full-on, both cheeks-in-hand sex move. Truthfully, I've seen two professional porn stars be more demure than these two. Then there was the Twitter picture posted of Selena laying all over Bieber, with him rubbing her feet (see above). And she wonders why an army of tween girls want to rip her hair out and strangle her with it.
I realize teens get physical with each other and some even have sex (perverts!) but for heaven's sake, show a little decorum. These two know that their target demographic is between the ages of 7 and 16 and yet they are pulling moves out of the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson playbook for all the world to see?
I blame the parents for this shameful behavior, this abomination, this OUT OF CONTROL PDA. They both need to be sent to their rooms without supper and given a good spanking!
On second thought, scratch the spanking part. I'm pretty sure that was taken care of in Hawaii.