Kim Kardashian is officially the most annoying celebrity in existence. It’s not that I love to spread hate about her it’s just that I’m so glad I’m not the only one who finds that high-pitched whine pretty much equivalent to fingernails on a chalkboard!
According to recent ratings by Parade magazine, 29% of survey participants ranked Kim “Most Annoying.” Charlie Sheen was almost a winner, as he raked in 27% of the vote. Other celebs on the ballot? Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, and Brad Womack.
Seriously, when you’re generally thought to be more irritating than a man in the midst of a public and possibly psychotic break, a dim-witted alcoholic, a kleptomaniac/drug addict/trainwreck, a wealthy toupee, and a guy most of us haven’t even heard of, you KNOW there’s something wrong with your life. And by wrong, I mean in the as-yet uncharted territory of “unbelievably, unparalleled, messed up beyond all repair.”
Perhaps had the vote been a few months earlier, the results would’ve gone differently, but the “I don’t give a crap” sentiment surrounding the most famous Kardashian celebutante has been magnified beyond belief by her recent wedding to pro basketball player Kris Humphries, who, incidentally, was recently called out as an “absolute jerk” by his previous teammates.
Now, kids, there’s not a lot to glean from a woman who’s made a career of being vapid on the small screen, but here’s your real-world lesson for the day, however small it may be: strive constantly to speak in a voice that doesn’t resemble a whine, to always behave better than a starlet on drugs (literally), and to always, always, ALWAYS keep it classier than a guido Cheeto with a busted weave.