I recently did a piece about how to give your style a Pippa-lift, and one of the factors I mentioned improving was your behind. After all, everyone seems to LOVE Pippa’s grand glutes.
But now, there’s speculation that the bum admired round the
world might be fake. What? I mean seriously, what?
People are now theorizing that, for her big wedding debut, Pippa popped a little extra something on under the dress to give her behind a boost:
“I’m not convinced that it’s completely natural,” says London spa owner Lesley Reynolds Kahn. “Because I think, if you look at other photos of her and you see her in jeans, she’s got quite a flat bottom. But I think possibly for the day, for that gorgeous dress, she may have had some sort of pants that gave her a little bit of a lift, or even a little bit of padding.”
How ass-inine. First the world admired Pippa’s tush. Then the world wanted Pippa’s tush (just ask the cadre of plastic surgeons being asked to reproduce it!). Now, the world appears to want Pippa’s tush on a platter!
Not that anyone should
care, but since people seem to, does anyone honestly think that material as
unforgiving as the satin chosen for her famous Alexander McQueen MOH dress
would hide some sort of faux fanny? The fact that you can prominently see Pippa’s
hipbones in front - and even her navel - says quite clearly that not only is
she Kate Moss skinny, but she’d probably be hard-pressed to wear a thong under
that dress without seeing the indentations in her hips, much less a booty pad
of some sort.
Also, check out some of her bathing beauty pictures onboard a yacht with her big sister - I think a fake butt would be hard to smuggle under a bikini bottom, don’t you?
So, folks, now that that’s cleared up, let’s chill out and get back to the time-honored tradition of judging the fakeness of celebrity faces and leave the booties for the judges that really know what they’re talking about… chairs.
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