But he doesn't.
Perhaps he's just tired of playing pirate, or maybe he has finally realized the limitations of the swishbuckler, but what was once a sublime characterization has become nothing more than his children's (and their children's) guaranteed annuity.
An actor as gifted as Depp needs stimulation (and frequently a funny hat, see: Alice in Wonderland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and the sooner he abandons the Pirate ship and leaves the family franchise phase of his career behind the better. It's hard to imagine that Depp is one of the least interesting aspects of this big budget monstrosity, but it's true.
Penelope Cruz, Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush -- Disney Pictures
Geoffrey Rush, fresh off his Oscar-nominated turn in The King's Speech, also takes a paycheck here, but at least tries to shiver the timbers. Ditto Ian McShane. Perhaps they're both hoping for some spin-off action once Johnny tires of the whole rigmarole, but at least you can't see them actually reaching for the money. Not that Depp is entirely to blame for the failure of the movie.
Director Rob Marshall shoulders much of the guilt here. People pay money to see the Pirates movies for two reasons: Johnny Depp and the crazy action sequences. The stories have never made any sense, and in that aspect On Stranger Tides doesn't disappoint, but Johnny's disinterest and action scenes that are as exciting as you'd imagine an action sequence directed by the guy who made Nine sink the ship.
When I say failure I mean as a piece of entertainment. This is a guaranteed lock for number one with a BO gross that will make Captain Kidd's legendary buried treasure seem like chump change, but profitability, while important to the suits who green light projects like this, is exactly what's killing Captain Jack.
Guaranteed licenses to print money don't come along very often, but when they do Hollywood often takes a counter-intuitive approach to their cash cows. Why try that hard, Pirates seems to be saying to us, when people will lay down their money no matter if the story is silly, if the picture is so dark you can't see the action, if our star has other things on his mind, if this simply plays like a trailer for the inevitable Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Do You Have Any Money Left? Let's not try to improve or, God forbid, change the formula, the movie gods declare. Let's stay status quo.
Unfortunately status quo kills.